This funny "female issues" conversation is courtesy of a good friend who shall remain nameless...
"I should not have worn this top, I forgot how low is it--not good for jogging in public. Besides, there's no lining or padding."
"What? You're fine. I don't even worry about being self-conscious anymore."
"Really? Not me, I'm sad to say."
"Sure. Why, the other day I was doing yard work--lifting, bending and digging. I was scraping mud off of the shovel, cleaning equipment and working really hard. My yard clothes are old, loose and comfortable and I was just doing my work. It was several minutes before I realized that one boob was hanging out of my shirt."
Commence hysterical laughter...:):)
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